Tuesday, March 31, 2009

What . . . the . . . Fuck?!

It has come to my attention that Nintendo Power makes shitty guidebooks that don't tell you half the crap you can do in Pokemon games. Take the one for Diamond and Pearl. It doesn't tell you shit about the various zones in northeast Sinnoh, or Fullmoon Island and Newmoon Island, the Pokedex is incomplete, and it doesn't mention hardly any of the legendaries you can get. And what the fuck is up with needing to have gone to an event to get Legendaries like Cresselia, Darkrai, Shaymin and Arceus? WHAT. THE. FUCK? Ahem. This is a list of Legendaries accessible in all four generations, starting with the most recent:

Sinnoh: Dialga, Palkia, Mesprit, Uxie, Azelf, Heatran, Cresselia, Darkrai, Jirachi, Shaymin and Arceus.
Hoenn: Groudon, Kyrogre, Rayquaza, Latios, Latias, Regirock, Registeel, Regiice and Deoxys.
Johto: Raiku, Entei, Suicune, Lugia, Ho-Ho and Celebi.
Kanto: Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Mew, Mewtwo.

All are varying degrees of impossible and all one hundred percent get-able. Don't trust guidebooks! Use Bulbapedia.com and Serebi.net for all your Pokemon needs.

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