The 30-Minute Ritual of Getting Dressed

It has recently come to my attention that there been an epidemic breaking out among girls in their mid- to late-teens. It is the 40-Minute Ritual of Getting Dressed, and it goes like this:

1. Put on bra. Wait ten minutes.
2. Put on underwear. Wait twenty minutes.
3. Put on pants. Wait eight minutes.
4. Put on shirt. Wait twelve minutes.
5. Put on socks and shoes in the middle of the hallway, and finally, she is ready.

Strange, eh?

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