Saturday, April 11, 2009

I Told You I'd Think of Them

Here they are, the rest of my qualms with the Twilight book series and movie(s).
Bella is kind of mean. In Twilight, she "forgot everyone's names as soon as they spoke them." Just because she hates Forks doesn't mean it's okay to be mean to people and not even TRY to remember their names. And that's another thing. She's worse than Harry Potter (another favorite of mine, the WRITING is infinitely better than in Twilight)! If he loves "acting the hero," then she loves playing the martyr! In at least every book there is an instance of her thinking this is dumb and will hurt me (and others like EDWARD and JACOB but who cares about them) but I'm going to do it anyway because it will make me seem even more selfless!
And another point. In Breaking Dawn (the horrible book that stems most of my issues with the series), they say about Renesmee that while she is waiting for Edward and Bella to finish doing it (yet another thing that does not make sense), that "Esme sacrificed her second-best silver service to keep the little monster entertained." WHAT THE FUCK?? Why her second best silver service? Why does a vampire even have a silver service???? And why SECOND BEST? If the little kid is going to grow up so spoiled as to have a silver service as playthings, then why not FIRST best? And why would Esme have second best anything? If the Cullens are that rich, then why wouldn't it all be top quality???? Ugh. The entire book is terrible. I was fine with the rest of the series until that one came along. And about the movies - how is Dakota Fanning going the play Jane, the evil incarnate supreme (besides Aro and Caius who suck)??? And Paris "DWI" Hilton wants a part in New Moon??? GET REAL!
*Again, more later.

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