Cruelty in the Kitchen

The sensation that's sweeping the nation. And I'm not talking about someone hitting their wife while she makes dinner, or kicking their puppy (*faints at the thought*) because it's "begging" for scraps. I'm talking about Home Ec. You're getting ready to cook with your group, and suddenly your partner's like, we're going to do this, and you're going do this undesirable thing. She says it like there was some kind of prior agreement! Or when you say something, and then she says something mean about what you said, and then a beat later knocks you on the shoulder and says "JK!" all smiling and crap. It makes me wanna barf. And it happens again and again, with slight variations, like "LOL" instead of "JK." I hate it. And let's face it --- the using-Chatspeak-in-normal-conversation trend is so dead.

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